Ouch, I have ‘almost’ fallen off the treadmill, MB, but I caught myself. I have whacked my pinky on the hand rail, which hurt like heck but I pretended it was nothing. It’s still a bit painful to use my left pinky typing, three months later.
I did sit down at the chest fly machine for the first time—backwards, facing the cushion—and use it the wrong way, till I read a description here of someone saying he wondered why the starting position is so far behind the shoulders. Oops. Have used it correctly ever since.
As mentioned, I have to stand up on the seat of the lat pulldown to get it started, as I can’t reach the handlebar. And once I went to sip water out of my sports-tip bottle, and realized the valve wasn’t open. Attempting to open it while tipping it, I managed to baptize myself down the front of my shirt a little. But I was so sweaty you could hardly tell.
Silly but not quite embarrassing: a guy was using dumbbells on a bench near where I was working with the free weights. He put them down and one managed to roll directly at me and tap my ankle. I wasn’t looking and jumped nearly a mile, thinking someone or something had grabbed my foot. Um, no gators in the gym please.